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REMEMBER WHEN ? **** Remember when.....FLYING A was a place to buy gas, and not the description of the guy who raised the price before he sold it to you! Remember When......A Grease job was something you got inside the lube bay, not at the pumps Remember when... ..Duel AIRBAGS could mean oneof two things...She"s wearing falseys... Remember When....Televisions actually had knobs? Remember When....A Remote Control was the Kids ...Or Mom? Remember When....Clocks had HANDS..And you could tell a kid, "Turn Clockwise, and he wouldn't look at his watch and get confused? Remember when... ..If you had Anti-Locks, your car door handles fell off again. Remember when... ..Seat belts held the seat to the floor boards...and nothing else Remember when... ..Food stamps were either GREEN or S&H and nobody cared if you traded them for cash of Televisions Remember when... ..2.00 dollars a gallon ment you were going to paint the house this year....not fill the gas tank! Remember when... Drag racing was dangerous~~~~~ and sex wasn't?? Remember when.... A Disk was somthing you slipped while playing frisbee... not something you could play music or watch a video on?? Remember when... A mouse would NEVER be allowed in the house... much less given a PAD on your desk?? Remember when... A CELL PHONE was a prisoner with privledges?? Remember when... A hard drive was the road between Barstow and Vegas in a sand storm??? Remember when... A Hand Caculator was made of wood with beads strung on wires??? Remember when... A Keyboard was someplace where the valet placed your Car keys??? Remember when... Cops were actually your friends??? Remember when... A monitor was someone you found in the hall or playground at school, not something found on your desk??? Remember when... You could buy a new Car for a dollar a pound??? Remember when... You could say you went downtown and bought a new 45 , and people knew you were going to play it... not fire it! Remember when...You and your brother would fight over the CARDBOARD POG that came on the top of the milk bottle... and the milk didn't taste like wax or plastic??? Remember when...Ice was always better off the back of the milk truck??? Remember when...50 cents got you a movie AND Popcorn And the bus ride home??? Remember when...Water wasn't considered a side order??? Remember when....5 dollars actually paid for the meal...not just the tip??? Remember when...Gas was 19 cents a gallon...and you got your windows washed, tires checked, battery and fan belt and water checked PLUS got a handful of green stamps or Wiki-Wiki Dollars?? Remember when...Oil came in a GLASS quart bottle pumped from a tank at the station??? Remember when...You would turn on your AM car radio and it would Buzz for five minutes until the vibrator warmed up the tubes...then it would go off when you hit a good sized bump??? Remember when...Latest car audio system was a mono LEAR 4 track tape system??? Remember when...Am radio was King and FM radio didn't Exsist??? Remember when...Burger King was a prince??? Remember when...Mc Donalds had served less than a million??? Remember when...Bridge toll was 25 cents each direction...and for you real oldies...5 cents a passenger??? Remember when...You used to see those "BIG ORANGES" on the sides of highways and could get a burger fries and an Orange for a buck and a half??? (two still exsist in Califoria) Remember when...Television only came in ONE color??? Remember when...You actually KNEW and TRUSTED your neghbors??? Remember when...Your lawn mower didn't have an engine...and would ultimatly lock up the reel anl leave TWO skid marks in the lawn that POPS would give you hell about?? Remember when...your phone number had a prefix like TE or ANDOVER of KELLOGG??? Remember when...A Public phone booth was made of OAK with a full door, lights and a fan....And the call was a nickel??? Remember when...Crusing was actually LEGAL??? Remember when...Nickels Had buffalos on them ... and you could buy a pint of milk at school with one??? Remember when...Thursdays were BANK days at school ... and you had to bring at LEAST a dime...What ever happened to that money anyway??? Remember when...You would work like a DOG for 5 hours on your hands and knees pulling Dandylions From the Weird old CAT lady's lawn ... and she would only pay you 25 cents??? Remember when...The term "Politically Correct" was an oxymoron??? |
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